True Story

Chicago Skyline

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”
- Dan C. Quayle    

I worked as a flight attendant and lived in New York City in another life.

One night I was in a bar getting hit on by a total goober that didn't stand a chance. He asked where I was from - because he was totally original and had already asked what I did for a living. I explained to him I was born and raised in St. Louis.

He looked at me with a clueless expression and sincerely responded, "I've heard of St. Louis. That's in Chicago, right?"

"Yes," I told him. "Yes, St. Louis is in the state of Chicago."

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